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Published: June 21, 2011 in Tech N9ne by

So in the meet n greets I’m known to smell really good! I know this from most of the women that I hug & they tell me that I smell REALLY good. Speaking of the women, some of them over the years have been known to put their arm around me & their arm pits are on my shoulder & if they’re musty it leaves a stink on my shoulder for the rest of the fans that greet me & I’m sure they thought wow tech was hella musty! That’s embarrassing! It’s been so bad that I’ve at times took off the shirt that I was wearing and gave it to them or at major release signings had to have travs wife dawn go buy cologne for me to cover it up similar to what I had to do here in HUMBOLT today. I’ve been keeping this shit to myself for years trying to be nice but I’m a real one so I gotta say this. I get this shit the most from girls! That’s Fuckin crazy! Beautiful ass bitches sometimes be stinkin & shit! I understand if u been waiting in the sun for hrs to meet me but if u sweat don’t put your under arms on my shoulder let me put mine on yours & then that part of your body will smell like me, POWDER FRESH SECRET & LUCIANO SOPRANI! Some of you tall ass guys throw your pits on my short ass shoulders and leave an even worse stench on me at times & I try to block it but some of u are quick & get me any way! It’s uncomfortable when I have hundreds of people to meet and one leaves onion on me& onion is hard to remove! I love you guys but you gotta try to stay so fresh and so clean when coming to give me a hug cause I get that way for you. Let me put my arm around you guys and greet you cause I know some of the pics won’t come out right when I’m slightly pulling away & I hate to pull away from my fans especially my female fans & I hug everybody! How we gonna fix this technicians? I understand if we at a 4 day festival but if u know the KING OF DARKNESS will be greeting you at some point and he’s smelling good for you, TRY to do the same for him & don’t stink him up for the hundreds of fans after you! Real spill! Tell me what Yaw think about this cause I think it had to be said after all this time! KENT CLARK! aka K.C.

  • http://twitter.com/VicMSandoval Victor Sandoval

    bahaha, awesome.

  • DubSharkSJ

    that’s real. I’m a dude who is always smellin good at all times too. People need to take care of their funk and pay attention to hygiene. TECH knows what’s up and reps for the clean dudes!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ChristinsStrange Christin StrangeMusic

    ladies n gents carry a stick of deoderant with u before a meet n greet!

  • http://www.facebook.com/connor.wharton Connor Wharton

    makes perfect Sense

  • http://www.facebook.com/connor.wharton Connor Wharton

    makes perfect Sense

  • http://www.facebook.com/therealjennith Jennith StrangeMusic

    I love it!

  • http://www.reverbnation.com/flewidg Flewid G

    It’s sad something like this even has to b addressed…funky booty lil boys nd girls, take notes!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/LMN.op.lol Lisa Marie Necessary

    lmao Tech a damn fool!!! Gotta love him!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nichole-Gannon/100002034094253 Nichole Gannon

    Good job Tech! Say some shit! You hella smelled good when I met you, I probably would’ve been dissapointed if you stunk! You cant be too fine when ya stink?!

  • Emmy Lee

    I would love to have your armpit on my shoulder. That’s all I’m saying. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Kahnke/1640888872 Jonathan Kahnke

    lmao excellent

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Kahnke/1640888872 Jonathan Kahnke

    lmao excellent

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gerald-Hughey/100002437023366 Gerald Hughey

    It’s sad that this needs to be said. Like the article said certain circumstances and health conditions excused, shit is gross.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gerald-Hughey/100002437023366 Gerald Hughey

    It’s sad that this needs to be said. Like the article said certain circumstances and health conditions excused, shit is gross.

  • http://twitter.com/technicianiam Rachel Anna

    Ha ha I love you Tech. 

  • http://twitter.com/technicianiam Rachel Anna

    I will definitely take some mental notes from this to prepare myself for the MN meet and greet Tech. lol.

  • http://twitter.com/PeepingTomETTE2 PeepingTomETTE2

    Awww man…LoL, that is some crazy shit, but oh so real…god, I love realness, but w/tact, and hey it came across beautiful..I’m not  worried bout myself, I have yet to meet u, but all I can say is….ummm Fabreeze w/gain, mini bottle. I mean sincerely y’all gotta take it seriously it is Tech, now how would u smell if u were fuckin’ someone??? Yeah take it that serious, this is comical never the less…but once again REAL…gotta get shit off ya chest…uh and shoulders, ha!

  • http://twitter.com/PeepingTomETTE2 PeepingTomETTE2

    Awww man…LoL, that is some crazy shit, but oh so real…god, I love realness, but w/tact, and hey it came across beautiful..I’m not  worried bout myself, I have yet to meet u, but all I can say is….ummm Fabreeze w/gain, mini bottle. I mean sincerely y’all gotta take it seriously it is Tech, now how would u smell if u were fuckin’ someone??? Yeah take it that serious, this is comical never the less…but once again REAL…gotta get shit off ya chest…uh and shoulders, ha!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Leffew/1505764865 Sara Leffew

    So fresh and so clean…anything for you Tech!! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sasha-Maestas/509928799 Sasha Maestas

    That is the funniest shit I ever read!!!! hahaha But real talk how you not gonna freshen up when your meetin someone like Tech N9ne especially if your a female?!?! Come on now ladies STEP YA GAME UP!!!!!!!

  • Danny Blythe

    Superman Vlad doesn’t like onions! Dont blame yaw! Powder Secret. I use the same thing. Obsession Cologne smells gooood too. Just now reading all the old blogs, cool stuff, wish I could or was able to make it to a show! Laters, Much love

  • Danny Blythe

    Superman Vlad doesn’t like onions! Dont blame yaw! Powder Secret. I use the same thing. Obsession Cologne smells gooood too. Just now reading all the old blogs, cool stuff, wish I could or was able to make it to a show! Laters, Much love

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