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3 Iconic Paintings That Look Infinitely More Gangster With Kutt Calhoun In Them

Published: January 21, 2013 in Uncategorized by

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Let’s face it – Kutt Calhoun is G as fuck. I don’t think anyone is here to dispute that.

So one day while sitting around the office, we at the Social Media Department were thinking about some things that could use a dash of Kutt Calhoun to make them more interesting.

Two goofy ass dudes and 2 hours of very poor Photoshop’ing later, we came up with these. Three iconic paintings that look infinitely more gangster with Kutt Calhoun in them. Prepare yourselves, and remember, this is all in good fun.

The Scream – Edvard Munch

The Scream is one of the most iconic paintings of all time, but that dude just looks…well…mitch bade. Now before you disagree and get upset that we defaced a classic work of art….just check out the before and after:

Before

The Scream

After

Kutt Calhoun Scream

American Gothic – Grant Wood

This is another one of the most iconic paintings of all time. Damn near everyone has seen this painting at least once in their life, but it always struck us as kind of….boring. Well, just like with music, the best way to spice something up is to add a little Kutty to the mix.

Before

American Gothic

After

Kutt Gothic

Girl With A Pearl Earring – Johannes Vermeer

Ok, I know what you’re thinking. But this is one of the most popular paintings of all time. It’s actually referred to as “The Dutch Mona Lisa”. It’s also one of the most n0n-gangster images you could possibly look at, so we set out to prove that Kutt could G-up even the frilliest painting. Here it is. Don’t hate us.

Before

The Girl With The Pearl Earring

After

The Kutt With The Pearl Earring Blog

There you have it folks. 3 iconic paintings that have been Kuttified to optimize G’ness. We hope you enjoyed these as much as we enjoyed making them, and we hope that you will keep our names out of your mouths when Kutt asks who did these.

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  • What did you think of the pictures?

  • Can you think of some more paintings that would look way more badass with Kutt in them?

Let us know in the comments section below!

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