You have way to much time to be an ass. Go get fucked.
Yes. First, you have to admit that you’re gay. Then go about 50 miles north of Chicago (I’m not quite sure where it’ll take you, but it’s somewhere) go into the nearest bar you see. Ask for “the man whom name be not mentioned” (Ask for him by name) then proceed down his chamber of death and moral beliefs, there you will find a woman, now this will be no ordinary woman, she is half woman, half Llama. Now here is the ticky part, she will ask you to play scrabble with her without using vowels, if you can reign supreme and victorious amongst her and her demons, you will be chosen into…”The Realm” the realm is somewhere no man has gone before, somewhere only the God’s have seen. There you will have to prance around like a reighndeer, and not just any reighndeer, you’ll have to prance like Comet (You know, like Santa’s reighndeer) After that is accomplished, the God’s of “The Realm” will talk amongst the old woman, and “The man whom name be not mentioned”. If you are accepted…Then and ONLY then, will you be able to join in the forces of the “Chicago Street Team” Good luck, and God’s speed soldier…You’ll need it.