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    Senior Member RyanLake's Avatar
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    Im going to

    Masterbate to porn right now. Also im going to tie a noose around my neck for erotic esphixiation.

    Someone be my spotter?

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    I'm down.

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    i get the feeling youre up. fagness.

    Quote Originally Posted by Squall Leonhart
    I'm down.

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    Can i borrow your monkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by TK

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    Wait thats not right.

    May i borrow your monkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Can i borrow your monkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by TK

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    I like where this is going.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Can i borrow your monkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by TK

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    Just be warned that this monkey may cause:


    Nausea

    Irritability and short tempers

    Hostility

    Homicidal impulses

    Rapid loss of mental clarity

    Amnesia

    Kidney failure

    Diarrhea

    Penis Loss

    Muscle aching and weakness

    Tingling or cramping in the legs

    Inability to walk

    Problems sleeping

    Constipation

    Impaired muscle formation

    Rational change of sexuality

    Erectile dysfunction

    Temperature regulation problems

    Nerve damage

    Mental confusion

    Liver damage and abnormalities

    Neuropathy or

    Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squall Leonhart
    I like where this is going.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Can i borrow your monkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by TK

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    ... haha, hi corporate! i brought you a fleshlight.

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