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    Chuck Norris!

    Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse- kicked his way out of his mother's womb.


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    Senior Member Mizery93's Avatar
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    hahah thats crazy

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    You're about two or three years late homie.

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    my girl just told me the same thing lol
    shit is funny though

    Quote Originally Posted by King Rasta
    You're about two or three years late homie.

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    Hahaha, that it is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy Zakrajsek
    my girl just told me the same thing lol
    shit is funny though



    Quote Originally Posted by King Rasta
    You're about two or three years late homie.

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    Why does Chuck Norris not suck?

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    chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

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    -Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean

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    Chuck Norris doesn't ware Superman pajamas, Superman wares Chuck Norris pajamas!

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