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    LYNCH GONNA KILL ME.... "dinner and a hair cut"

    (person talkin)mr wanna be barber....is all over the floor right now....i stepped in it...do u have any idea what mightve happen here?.....any idea at all?....everybody thinks u cut hair good.... not me.......but lots of ppl do...tell me what happend....(man speakin) SHE....GOT....HER...HAIR....CUT.....chours she wont have no hair no mo... //not even down there no mo... //i wont have to play fair no mo... //she's b - a-l-d BALD...clippin the ends and then i start trimin em //takin a comb and combin it for several mintues and...snip snip...clip clip...check it out...pay me then...she's b -a-l-d.....i dont do it to get famous...something bout the hairless..
    bareness..livin kinda careless...
    ima be here from 6-4 i get mo..talkin bout the latest..
    the greatest..im anxious...
    ima come in and get dough..till these peeps go..
    gets some mo..games we be playin..
    lay down the sheet thin..grab the stainless clippers..
    adjustin the aprin..then ima click em
    on for the shave...when i get the ok im takin her legs...
    when i get the dough k im shavin her legs...
    bikini waxin it...till she screamin in pain..
    rip from her arm pits..hey..anyway...
    hot on her palms grip..
    she get the grabbin..left wit some patches..
    pictures im snappin..i get the braggin..
    her boyfriend mad so im fina get my ass kicked...(person talkin) maybe...the reason u cut her fuckin hair off...is cause
    ur jealous of her lookin better than u.....wouldnt u think?

    i dont know...i just snipped that shit like...hoe let go...
    i do hope..it grow back real quick she ugly tho...
    i mean..i would poke..id hit that she quick...but im pro-fessonal....
    i do kno...she wont press charges on me cause..i dont know...
    i aint laughin.. my times been spent ina minimum packed in...
    security jail cell..where i got my masters..
    in cuttin hair..see me right there..thats back then...
    i need the practice...im cuttin backwards..im nickin bad its..
    a killer...they tellin me hurry up..its ic..
    but i dont have to be the nigga who cut it the fastest
    im the barber...aka "come get ur hair cut.."...
    wen-sdays im off..fridays i may but..
    after saturday im gone and ur fucked... (cumb...ur..naps..)
    i need my glasses..hair everywhere..besides the trash bin
    you aint the only one that got hair...
    shit that growin down there..faded all up..up there...
    so bring ur kind folks..pops and bimbos..
    and i can get close enough to clip those..chop u skin close..
    i talk a good talk..u fresh i slip lock it up..and lets go..
    mr mr..pissed..cause this is..
    its a business..
    get ya kids bitch... take em and change em...
    smell like bacon..take em and shave em..

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    i dont do it to get famous...something bout the hairless..
    bareness..livin kinda careless...
    ima be here from 6-4 i get mo..talkin bout the latest..
    the greatest..im anxious...
    ima come in and get dough..till these peeps go..
    gets some mo..games we be playin..
    lay down the sheet thin..grab the stainless clippers..
    adjustin the aprin..then ima click em
    on for the shave...when i get the ok im takin her legs...
    when i get the dough k im shavin her legs...
    bikini waxin it...till she screamin in pain..
    rip from her arm pits..hey..anyway...
    hot on her palms grip..
    she get the grabbin..left wit some patches..
    pictures im snappin..i get the braggin..
    her boyfriend mad so im fina get my ass kicked...

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    Quote Originally Posted by steven crow
    wow.....

    lol i have to do it... sorry n shit!!

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    lmao nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur G
    lmao nice
    workin on the 2nd verse now.. its not too funny but idk i want someone to bring it to his attention when i record it. its gonna be accapella. i wanna know if he be jokin around or not. maybe he might eat me tho...

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    haha its funny to read. watch out for the coat hanga strangla tho lolll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur G
    lmao nice

    workin on the 2nd verse now.. its not too funny but idk i want someone to bring it to his attention when i record it. its gonna be accapella. i wanna know if he be jokin around or not. maybe he might eat me tho...

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    (person talkin) maybe...the reason u cut her fuckin hair off...is cause ur jealous of her lookin better than u.....wouldnt u think?

    i dont know...i just snipped that shit like...hoe let go...
    i do hope..it grow back real quick she ugly tho...
    i mean..i would poke..id hit that she quick...but im pro-fessonal....
    i do kno...she wont press charges on me cause..i dont know...
    i aint laughin.. my times been spent ina minimum packed in...
    security jail cell..where i got my masters..
    in cuttin hair..see me right there..thats back then...
    i need the practice...im cuttin backwards..im nickin bad its..
    a killer...they tellin me hurry up..its ic..
    but i dont have to be the nigga who cut it the fastest
    im the barber...aka "come get ur hair cut.."...
    wen-sdays im off..fridays i may but..
    after saturday im gone and ur fucked... (cumb...ur..naps..)
    i need my glasses..hair everywhere..besides the trash bin
    you aint the only one that got hair...
    shit that growin down there..faded all up..up there...
    so bring ur kind folks..pops and bimbos..
    and i can get close enough to clip those..chop u skin close..
    i talk a good talk..u fresh i slip lock it up..and lets go..
    mr mr..pissed..cause this is..
    its a business..
    get ya kids bitch... take em and change em...
    smell like bacon..take em and shave em..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur G
    haha its funny to read. watch out for the coat hanga strangla tho lolll


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur G
    lmao nice

    workin on the 2nd verse now.. its not too funny but idk i want someone to bring it to his attention when i record it. its gonna be accapella. i wanna know if he be jokin around or not. maybe he might eat me tho...

    if u go to youtube look up "strange music pot" by me i already parodyed lynch its all in fun tho.

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    (person talkin) its quite obvious ppl keep comin back to ur business.....but they all seem to be talkin shit on u.... perhaps u should do something about that....

    i just know...u cant see her hairs wita telesicope...
    gotta look real close...so real smooth too smooth like gary co... (gary coleman)
    gary co... "what u talkin bout willis?" about his hoe...
    yea his hoe..she comes in this bitch every week 4sho...
    i dont need this..i carry a mini clipper and i cut the evenins..
    they hairy kinda scarey when im deep in these pits..
    shavin they backs like a wild bear or beast
    i prefere a clean chick....



    ahhhh i gotta stop right there yaw.. cause its stormin... dont wanna mess up the flow lol i hope yaw like it anyway as a joke..

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    the throat cutta strangla!! haha dinner and a hair cut!!

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