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    Funniest tech n9ne lyric

    What do you think is the funniest tech n9ne lyiric from any song he is on?

    For me it is his drunken ramble on Happy Birthday off of Genius

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    i flow like a wata gala gala u dada? him who balla him betta then him who full of shikaka" or someshit from i think everybody move lol

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    Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that?
    Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
    I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?

    Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground
    take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles
    I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do
    BITCH! hell wrong wit you?

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    Like a man dong aka a A PENIS

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    What the hells a dongll do LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that? Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
    I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?



    Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground

    take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles

    I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do

    BITCH! hell wrong wit you?

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    Lol i was just tryin to drink n se what the donga do maybe he said donk but it sounds like dong lol idk. But my answer ftw lmao

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    LOL, I gotta disagree with that. I'm gonna stick by the lyrics I typed. Even if it is wrong, I'm not gonna write a lyric if Tech's talking about his penis, that's gay lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Like a man dong aka a A PENIS

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    What the hells a dongll do LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that? Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
    I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?
    Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles
    I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do
    BITCH! hell wrong wit you?

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    theres a couple
    "I might make her wanna swa-wing a Prada
    But once I get up on 'em I can do my thing I gotta
    Hey batta batta batta batta swa-ing a batta
    He cannot he cannot he cannot swa-wing a batta?"

    "kiss my ac/dc thats anus colon dookie chamber"

    ha i saw him perform that birthday verse at da sickology show... he started off crwaling on da ground n then he made it look like he was peeong on d wall, it was fkn funny

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    Damn, that would be hilarious to see, maybe they'll make a vid for it, they did say Krizz might havbe another single and video off the GENIUS album!

    Quote Originally Posted by JJ diaz
    theres a couple
    "I might make her wanna swa-wing a Prada
    But once I get up on 'em I can do my thing I gotta
    Hey batta batta batta batta swa-ing a batta
    He cannot he cannot he cannot swa-wing a batta?"

    "kiss my ac/dc thats anus colon dookie chamber"

    ha i saw him perform that birthday verse at da sickology show... he started off crwaling on da ground n then he made it look like he was peeong on d wall, it was fkn funny

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    Well fuck i wouldve cried from laughing if i had seen that

    Quote Originally Posted by JJ diaz
    theres a couple "I might make her wanna swa-wing a Prada
    But once I get up on 'em I can do my thing I gotta
    Hey batta batta batta batta swa-ing a batta
    He cannot he cannot he cannot swa-wing a batta?"

    "kiss my ac/dc thats anus colon dookie chamber"

    ha i saw him perform that birthday verse at da sickology show... he started off crwaling on da ground n then he made it look like he was peeong on d wall, it was fkn funny

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    Not if he is talking about using it to fuck a chick.

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    LOL, I gotta disagree with that. I'm gonna stick by the lyrics I typed. Even if it is wrong, I'm not gonna write a lyric if Tech's talking about his penis, that's gay lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Like a man dong aka a A PENIS

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    What the hells a dongll do LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Cørpørate Avenger
    Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

    Quote Originally Posted by Show Me A God
    Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that? Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
    I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?
    Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles
    I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do
    BITCH! hell wrong wit you?

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    Not the funniest lyric, but one of the funniest things I've heard him say was this...
    One time a bitch was givin me head, and I farted.....
    Made me laugh hard as hell when I heard that.

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