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    DISTRICT 9 REVIEW

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    Alright. I know everyone in this place gets an automatic hard on whenever the number 9 comes up in ordinary life, so here is Art, fresh out the movie theater with the scoop on District (Mother Fucking) 9.

    First off, it's filmed a la half documentary , half action . It takes place in District 9, an alien slum in South Africa, and I don't know how much cash they dumped into CGI and pyrokinetics, but I'm sure it was enough to stabilize a few third world economies. Honestly, that shit looked real. The dialogue was written quite nicely and the acting was all on par. Having an alien say "Fuck you" won't get old for a long, long time.

    Second off, I highly advise paying attention during this film, because if you don't, you'll miss out on some fairly important shit when the end comes around.

    Finally, the main character is a fucking pussified dolt. Do not worry. You will grow to love him. The second main character is completely CGI generated. You'll love him from the start. Honestly, you'll love all the aliens from the point when one kicks a guard in the chest and about 4 gallons of blood come flying out.

    I honestly can't think of more to say without spoiling the plot, but I'd say if you're a fan of some "outside the box sci-fi" then District 9 will be well worth the ticket fare. Just don't buy any popcorn; this is still a recession.

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    nice for giving the movie a review...ass,

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    "I know everyone in this place gets an automatic hard on whenever the number 9 comes up in ordinary life"

    hahahahahaha word

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    THANKS DOG.

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    nice for giving the movie a review...ass,

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    Nice review..... FAG!!

    Sorry, that was my attempt to fit in.

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    It's okay.
    Hating and homophobia is natural here. If you want to offend someone, you'll have to try harder. =\

    Quote Originally Posted by Connor B
    Nice review..... FAG!!


    Sorry, that was my attempt to fit in.

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    Lol, ok, I'm sorry. But fo reallz, nice review, sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by Artemisn
    It's okay.
    Hating and homophobia is natural here. If you want to offend someone, you'll have to try harder. =\



    Quote Originally Posted by Connor B
    Nice review..... FAG!!

    Sorry, that was my attempt to fit in.

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    movie was hella dope

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    Cool flick.

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