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Thread: OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD:

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    OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD:

    POST UR JOKES N HERE.BE FAIR THO AND ONLY POST 3 CUZ U GOTTA GIVE PPL A CHANCE TO THINK OF SUM FUNNY SHIT.BE ORIGINAL,MAKE UP UR OWN SHIT OR JUST POST UR FAVE SHIT U EVER HEARD.ILL START

    ur mommas so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

    3 guys walk into a bar.the manager lady stops em and says "u 3 whip out your dicks.if they add up to 26 inches yall get free beers for the rest of the week...guy #1 whips it out:12 inches...guy #2 whips it out:12 inches...guy #3 whips his out:2 inches...the manager says "well thats 26 inches guys ur good to go....well when she walks off,guy #3 looks at the other two whipes the sweat off his forehead and says "man if i didnt have that boner,we would not be getting free drinks" lol

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    lol thats the shit man.all the joke sim thinkin of rite now r too fuckin long

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    Why you shouldn't you upset Frosty the Snowman?.....
    He'll have a meltdown!

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    how do u get 4 fags 2 sit on one bar stool??
    turn it upside down!!..lol

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    U know why Doctor Pepper comes in a bottle?


    Cuz his wife is dead...

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    wuts the differance between a fagot and a refidgerator?

    fridgerator dosent fart when u pull the meat out..lol

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    wut do u call a anirexic lady with a yeast infection??

    a quarter pounder with cheese..lol

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    wut do u call a lady with one leg shorter then the other??

    ilean

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    wuts the favorite pick up line at a gay bar??

    may i push ur stool in 4 u??..lol

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    yall probly heard this one
    but wut does pontiac stand 4??

    poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac....lol

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