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    tech n9ne and three six mafia tour????

    i've been hearing a whole lot of stuff for quite a while and want to know if or when this is gonna happen!!!1

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    Dude those are some funny ass jokes, i'm definetly going to copy those on to a notpad documen. Please tell me you got those from the internet though. but WTF does this have to do with Three 6 Mafia?
    Quote Originally Posted by Malik Shabazz
    Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and poverty?

    A: Poverty sucks.

    Q: What has six legs and goes "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do?"

    A: Three blacks running for the elevator.

    Q: What do you call a black boy with a bicycle?

    A: Thief!

    Q: What's the new Webster's definition of the word "confusion?"

    A: Father's Day in Harlem.

    Q: What's eight miles long and has an IQ of 40?

    A: The St. Patrick's Day parade.

    Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?

    A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season.

    Q: What does NAACP stand for?

    A: Negroes Are Actually Colored Polacks.

    Q: How do you fit four gays at a crowded bar?

    A: Turn the stool upside down.

    Q: Why was the homosexual fired from his job at the sperm bank?

    A: For drinking on the job.

    Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    A: Keep the tip.

    Q: What's green and slimy and smells Miss Piggy?

    A: Kermit's finger.

    Q: What's red and has seven little dents in it?

    A: Snow White's cherry.

    Q: Why do women have two holes?

    A: So that when they're drunk, you can carry them like a six-pack.

    Q: Why don't they let women swim in the ocean anymore?

    A: They can't get the smell out of the fish.

    Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and pussy?

    A: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

    Q: Why did God create women?

    A: Because sheep can't cook.

    Q: Why did God give black men such huge pricks?

    A: Because he was so sorry about what he'd done to their hair.

    Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator?

    A: An epileptic.

    Q: What did Raggedy Anne say to Pinochio as she was sitting on his face?

    A: "Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!"

    Q: What's the ultimate in courage?

    A: Two cannibals having oral sex.

    Q: What's the black stuff between an elephant's toes?

    A: Slow natives.

    Q: What's the difference between a slave and a tire?

    A: A tire doesn't sing when you put chains on.

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