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We Present To You: Rittz Next To Other Stuff

Published: September 11, 2014 in Rittz by

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Here at Strange Music, we thrive on a healthy dose of shit-talking and mockery. Usually it’s just between employees but we know Rittz is a good sport, so fuck it, he’s getting in on it too.

When the cover art to Rittz’s new album Next To Nothing came out, of course the internet couldn’t help but take the name literally and point out that Rittz was in fact next to a car.

Seriously, shout out to whoever made this lol.

Seriously, shout out to whoever made this lol.

In celebration of Rittz’s new album, and just because we felt like having some fun, we decided to snatch Rittz off his album cover and put him next to…other stuff. Enjoy.

Album Rittz

We call this, “Rittz Next To ‘Next To Nothing'”. RITTZCEPTION.

Drake copy

“Rittz Next To Nothing Was The Same”….get it?!?!

ritz copy

You had to have seen this one coming. “Next To Ritz”

CranberryMuffin Rittz

“Next To Muffin”

Rover copy

An old school whip is dope, but nothing is more baller than the Mars Rover.

Sandwich 2 copy

If you know Rittz, you know his sandwich game is ON POINT….so we put him next to a giant sandwich? We don’t know. This was harder than we thought it’d be.

album copy

We had to do it…

sOMETHING

You see what we did here.

You are all now dumber for having gazed upon this. Sorry N’ Shit.

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  • What else should we put Rittz next to?

Leave your thoughts in the comments section below. Get stupid.

  • froina nava

    Haha this so made my day that much better!

  • Andrew Shane Record

    I loved the rittz next to nothing (drake) lol that was perfect!

  • Brent

    Lol glad you enjoyed it!

  • Brent

    Hahaha, that was my favorite as well. Thx!

  • Yelawolfpack

    too funny!!!

  • TruthSerum

    lol, somebody up at strange is bored in the office, better watch out before Travis finds you a bunch of busy work to do…….

  • Kent Vice

    I’m the one that made it. This is the only way I can think of to prove it. I made it on 9/2/14. I think Rittz reposted it on 9/4 or 9/5 and Tech reposted on 9/6. Rittz originally posted it to Instagram with the caption “THIS IS AWESOME DONT KNOW WHO ORIGINALLY DID IT SO PLEASE DONT BE CRYIN ABOUT PHOTO CREDIT. ITS HILARIOUS THO #NEXT TO NOTHING 9/9/14”. That was the coolest thing to see when I woke up that day. I just wish I would’ve left a signature on it, never imagined Rittz himself or Tech sharing it. LOL

  • faaaaq

    Nobody cares who made it…

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