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Sad Kanye Pic – Talkin’ Shieza

Published: May 2, 2014 in Strange Music by

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The internet is a wonderful thing.

In an effort to pay homage to all the crazy shit the internet gifts us with daily, we’ve created this weekly feature in which we’ll take a quick second to ponder the more ridiculous things produced by a world wide web of equally ridiculous human beings.

To kick off the series, three of our blog contributors will ponder this magical image of Kanye West having the least fun ever had by someone about to go on a zip-line. First posted to Reddit, the image has already gone viral and left people to ask – why is Kanye so sad?

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Victor: He’s probably pretty concerned about who made the zip-line cord. Kim wanted to go zip-lining, Kanye was like, “Aight, fly” and he wore his dopest Versace tank, only to get there and have to drift down the plains of Brazil (is that where they are?) on a cord made at fucking K-Mart? Nah son…he didn’t leave Chicago for that.

Jeff: Ye’s probably pissed that the Yeezy Foamposites sold out in a day and he didn’t get a cut. That’d be sick if this picture inspired people to wear hard hats to the club.

Brent: The raw emotion. The pensive look on his face. What is life for Kanye? I’ve never seen such an array of emotions in a picture, I mean this may end up on the cover of a National Geographic. Is Kanye afraid of zip-lines? Is he planning his spoken word album in the depths of the Latin jungle? We may never know for sure, but either way this is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

  • What do you think Kanye is thinking about in this picture?

Leave us a comment below!

  • Gnastygnar

    It was all fun and games until kanye shit in his pants.

  • David Lilly

    “It was at that moment I realized, dat bitch is a Hobbit.”

  • Kris Cromwell

    Kanye Depwest

  • Russell

    He’s thinking that he should have brought a change of underwear.

  • Johnathan Lamb

    He’s sad because the guide chose to have a picture with Kim rather than him, just like everyone else. Kanye the Diva.

  • Lawrence Wilson

    Maybe he is thinking about how he shouldn’t compair his life to U.S service members because he is afraid to do a simple zip line.

  • Matthew Jones


  • Jon Is

    He just realized who he’s married to .

  • Ben Reinhart

    He’s thinking about “fish sticks”, ya know cause he’s a gay fish?!

  • Damn, I’m never gonna be Tech N9ne.

  • Kaleb Danneels

    He’s thinkin about how tech n9ne is so dope and he’s not!

  • Darlene Jean Mcnee

    kims gonna break da zipline

  • Chris Stubing

    He’s probably thinking about how honored he’d be if techa ninna rapped on one of his beats.

  • Messy the Man

    he still feels bad about snatching the microphone from taylor swift and ruining his rap career and his white fanbase ….fuck kanye I hope he stays miserable …..just goes to show you no matter how rich you become money and pussy dont make you happy …well maybe not him anyways , he gonna go ja rules route lol

  • SoLow Artist

    NOBODY comments about the dude throwing up neena fingers? The look on that dude’s face says StUnTiNg “dingggg”

  • SoLow Artist

    backwards neena fingers… I know

  • Ben

    “I finally listened to my own album and Jesus what have I been producing this whole time?”

  • Austin

    “Strange music ruined my life”


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