My name is Murs. I’m the newest signee to Strange Music. I’m also a weirdo from Los Angeles, California. I’m into comic books, gangster rap, and pro wrestling among other things. Some people think that’s Strange and that’s perfectly fine with me. I’m typing to you a couple days after releasing my first solo song on Strange called “The Strangest”. It’s not on my new album. It’s a gift. To all my fans and especially, the Technicians. Thanks for having me.
Now I will rant…
In the new song, I reference Game of Thrones. I love it and I need it to start now. It actually starts while I will be out on the Special Effects Tour. How many of you think the party on the bus will stop long enough to let me watch it? NEVER! So I will have to suffer the anticipation ’til the next morning when I can watch it on HBO GO. See the sacrifices you must make to be rap star?!!!
Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar. ‘Mania 31. Some of y’all are mad AF. I still smell a swerve. DB has to make his way into the main event. There is clearly no other angle being set up for him. I say replay of last year. DB a.k.a. the Goat a.k.a. Mighty Mouse pulls it off again against all odds. YES! YES! Wait! Here comes Seth Rollins and his briefcase.
I don’t like Joe Rogan very much. I think I want to fight him.
Comics you should be reading: Saga, Southern Bastards, Thor, Guardians Of The Galaxy, and The Walking Dead.
How excited is everybody for Special Effects?! The first two songs from it are dope as hell right? Wait to you hear about all the special guests!!!
Stop Snapchatting me videos of you smoking weed or taking a shit already!!! I want to see your tits, your grandmother, your grandmother’s tits – I don’t care! As long as it’s not you smoking weed or doing dabs while you take a shit. I only need one of those a day from each of you. Sheeeeesh.
I’m currently in Germany. Everyone here speaks better English than me. It makes me feel dumb. So I just walk around with my headphones turned up blasting “Try Me” by Dej Loaf. That way I know that even if they all have higher IQ’s than I do, they are definitely not fucking with my street Cred. Listening to that song makes me feel super hood.
These Berlin streets ain’t ready BRO!
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