Food Porn With Rittz – 25 Pictures Of Rittz Eating/Drinking Way Better Than Us

Apr 11 2013

Brent Bradley

Instagram – making us jealous of other people’s meals since 2010.

Of course Instagram is a great social tool for people to share a glimpse into their life on any given day, and it’s great for artists to show what they’re up to on tour or in the studio, but I’d be lying if I said my favorite thing about Instagram wasn’t the constant barrage of food porn.

Aside from his insane rapping abilities and incredible ear for beats, Rittz also apparently has a well developed palette, and actually takes really dope pictures of the baller meals he eats.

With The Life And Times Of Jonny Valiant on it’s way, I decided to stray from the musical side of Rittz’s life and indulge his inner foodie with 25 of the most baller food & drink pictures he’s posted on Instagram. Check them out below!

[Editors Note: You should probably eat before you look at these. You’re GONNA get hungry.]

Rittz Says: Aint' no thang but a.....
Rittz Says: Aint’ no thang but a…..
Tequila
ME GUSTA.
Tacos
You had me at deep fried onions.
Sushi
Roll me up one!
Steak Potatoes
I’m assuming that green sauce is “awesome concentrate”
Scallops
Scallops ALL DAY ERRDAY!
Patty Melt
*Homer Simpson drool noise* mmmmmm pattty mellllltttt
Oyster
The world is my oyster…and I just ate 12 of them.
Mushroom Swiss Burger
Mushroom Swiss! BOOM!
Lobster
Lobster tails & mobster tales
Lamp
Sweet lord….
Katz NYC
I’m really diggin’ this meat-to-bread ratio here. From Katz in NYC.
JACK STACK
IT’S RIBBZ, BITCH!
I don't Even KNow
I have no clue what this is. But if that’s goat cheese, I want in.
Homemade pork chops
Homemade pork chops made by Rittz himself!
Grown Up Spaggetios
Tortellini. Or as Rittz calls ’em: Grown-Up Spagghettios
Green Chili Cheeseburger
They shouldn’t be allowed to make any cheeseburgers that aren’t this one.
Epic Sandwich
What’s that purple shit? Nevermind, I don’t care, just gimme.
Epic Pizza
Yes. Yes to everything about this pizza.
Crown Royal Maple
Now you just need some bacon flavored ice.
Crawfish Beignets
Crawfish Beignets. I don’t know what that means, but they look DELICIOUS.
Country Fried Something
Another homemade Rittz creation. That gravy tho….need it in my life.
Bookers Bourbon
The man likes his bourbon, can ya blame him?
Blackberry Mint Julips
Blackberry Mint Julips AKA “Awesome Juice”.
Aged Sirloin
Aged sirloin like a muhfugga!

 

Well, I’m going to go eat myself into a coma now.

Make sure to follow Rittz on Instagram for all the latest tour updates and food porn you could ever want.

Click HERE to pre-order Rittz’s upcoming debut album ‘The Life And Times Of Jonny Valiant’!

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  • Would you like to see more posts like this in the future??
  • What would you cook for Rittz if he came over for dinner?
  • Which track on The Life And Times Of Jonny Valiant are you looking forward to the most?

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