Yes. We knew if we stuck around long enough, eventually we’d get to do this post.
Religious fundamentalists aside, we can’t think of anyone that doesn’t find the prospect of two females hooking up attractive, because well…it just is.
We mean this in the least perverted way possible, of course. Women are beautiful creatures, and unique in that they generally have a much easier time acknowledging each others’ beauty than men do.
So without further adieu, and in honor of Tech’s latest ode to the fairer sex, we give you the 5 best girl-on-girl movie scenes of all time (in no particular order).
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman – Black Swan
In this author’s humble opinion, these are two of the most gorgeous women to grace the earth, so of course it made the list! It also doesn’t hurt that it occurs within a pretty damn good movie. God bless you, Darren Aronofsky.
Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell – Gia
I mean…c’mon. Angelina Jolie at the peak of her beauty doin’ the damn thing. AND with a pre-Lost Elizabeth Mitchell? We keep looking for the repeat button on this video player but we just can’t seem to find it.
Neve Campbell and Denise Richards – Wild Things
If like myself, you were a male coming of age in the 90s, this may very well have been your first…shall we say, excited moment. It’s also probably one of the many moments in the 90s you wished you were Kevin Bacon. To this day, widely regarded as the quintessential female makeout scene, and one of the most frustrating “almost nipple” moments in cinematic history.
Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon – Orange Is The New Black
Don’t even get us started. There’s actually several scenes throughout this series that are worthy of making this list, luckily we were able to find a compilation. Everyone that ever watched That 70s Show and was attracted to Donna has been waiting on this for years. Now we can all be Eric Foreman for a moment….that lucky sonofabitch.
Naomi Watts & Laura Harring – Mulholland Drive
If I’m being completely honest, I’ve never even seen this movie, but if there’s more where this came from, I’m hitting up amazon as soon as I get home to cop the Blu-ray.
Naomi Watts is stunningly beautiful and probably always will be, and I’m honestly not that familiar with Laura Harring but she is a wonderful expression of femininity herself.
Before you even ask, we know there are probably a million more scenes that could’ve been considered for this list, but we’re a blog, not skinimax, so research the rest on your own time.
Also, if you disregarded our warning and are reading this at work, you’re so fired by now. Sorry n’ shit. We’re sure it was totally worth it.
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